About Us

We are Chris and Nicky Helmkamp, two unconventional Millennials, trying to cut it in corporate America and retain our sanity at the same time.

Computer geeks, and regular old keyboard jockeys, we met in college in the nerdiest of hobbies, table top gaming. The rest could be considered history, as we surround ourselves with friends and family that are just as geeky and thoughtful.

Typically you can find us working on our “project house,” hanging out with our beloved (and well fed) cats, trying our hands at woodworking, playing with and on computers, making things, and in general pursuing the greatest and most noble of ideas – to be smarter tomorrow than we are today.

  • 100
    Projects In Progress
  • 70
    Levels of Experience
  • 2
    Satisfied Cats

Hobbies and Passions

Cooking & Baking

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Chainmail

Chainmail is one of our favorite hobbies as far as keeping our hands busy. Here we’ll…

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3D Printing

We currently own and operate a Prusa MK2, you can check back to this page for…

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Leather Working

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RPG Resources

From time to time Chris and Nicky create resources for the games they are playing with…

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70 Levels Of Experience

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Dexterity
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Intelligence
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Wizardry

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Nicky Helmkamp

Art Director

Art Director and Systems Administrator In charge of more than just how the day in and…

Chris Helmkamp

Infrastructure Administrator

Our Project manager is a man of action who just returned via sailboat from a Jungle…

Matt Schaeflein

Guest Armorer

Matt is a craftsman and entertainment specialist, with many years experience in the entertainment industry. His…

Loki

Security Officer

Loki’s origins and role in Norse mythology, which some scholars have described as that of a…

Poseidon

Quality Assurance Manager

Poseidon’s main domain was the ocean, and he is called the “God of the Sea”. Additionally,…